Sunday, November 6, 2011

Matthew vs. Aardvarks

This is an Aardvark.












This is my brother.


Aardvark. The name comes from a word meaning "earth pig"
Matthew. The name means "Gift of God"

Aardvarks have short legs
Matthew has long legs.

Aardvarks have short muscular tails
Matthew doesn't have a tail.

Aardvarks eat termites.
Matthew doesn't normally termites.

Aardvarks are nocturnal
Matthew doesn't know what "nocturnal" means.

Aardvarks can have tongues over a foot long.
Matthew's tongue is 11 inches, tops. I don't know for sure, we've never measured it.

The aardvarks primary enemy is humans.
Matthew's primary enemy is our dog Pearl.

As you can see, Matthew does not have much in common with Aardvarks. Thank goodness.

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