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Last night in youth group Everyone started out by writing "There once was a boy" on a piece of paper. Then they passed their paper to the next person. Everyone added one phrase or sentence to the story. These are the stories resulting from the game.

Andrew,  Noah, Matthew, Erin, Liberty, Dan, Ethan, Trent, Seth
 
There once was a boy that lived in a cave. He was fat because he ate fried rat and had a tea party with his imaginary friends. He invited a rat over one day, the rat's name was Matt. He lived in a hotel with a leaky sink. But no one knew he was there.

There once was a boy, he played the tambourine while drinking shampoo. He weighed alot, because the bubbles in his stomach bloated him. He burped all the way to China and burped some more. He met a dragon and burped in his face. The dragon died. He had an apple gourd.

There once was a boy that tried to shoot a cow, but missed and married it instead and rode a horse. He loved the cow more than his wife(i couldn't read andrew's writing and didn't realize that he was actually married to the cow!). He had a pair of shoes. They were made of leather so i guess he didn't love the cow all that much. Then the cow was on the way to the ice cream shop, but half way to the ice cream store a mental redneck came and punched the cow into an oncoming truck.

There once was a boy who was not skinny but tried to run track anyway. He failed and sat on a couch and watched a video. He played video games and watched Cinderella 5 times a day. He had the hickups, but only when the pastor was preaching.

There once was a boy who lived in a shoe that loved feet. He ate mushroom sauce meatballs and cows. He had a pond and would swim alot. But only if the water was warm. Then a mental kitten pooped on the floor. He was fat.

There once was a boy. He owned a camel. The camel had 5 humps. He had a lion. If he ran a mile in high heels, he never told me about it, but then he died and all the smurfs ran away. He didn't fit in the coffin. This coffin was overly large and once he was laid ontop of it, it was overly heavy, so they stuffed him with cheese.

There once was a boy who had a dog. It was purple on one end and liked ice cream and hated black birds. He rarely lost weight because it killed the birds and ate them with some stale and crunchy peanuts.

There once was a boy who loved tacos. He would eat all day, but only if the neighbors fell asleep. Head on, apply directly to the forehead. He had many rolls on his stomach. He tried to rid himself of his obesity, but started to take in stray animals and became a cat person who beat up ninjas.

  

There once was a boy who fell asleep. He woke up to Pastor staring at him. He loved cheesecake especially when Star wars was on, but then all of the Lord of the rings people came and cut Darth Vaders head off. He ate too much cheese cake and gained weight. So when he tried to fit into his Darth Vader costume, it broke.